Praise for Elephant on Fire:
"Hilarious!" - Alyse, editor Tallulah Bird
"Sometimes funny!" - My Mother
"Not enough sass!" - American Sass Magazine
"What is this? No, I don't have time to read your blog." - Jerry Stiller
"1.0 out of 5" - Chicago Tribune
"If the Nazis were this funny, we'd all be speaking German!" - Homeless Man
"I hate you more with every word you type!" - John Stamos
"There are two major problems with the City of Philadelphia: the budget crisis and Elephant on Fire." - Mayor Nutter
"A triumph!" - Grandma Wolfe
"I hate this blog!" - Anonymous
"It's one of the best blogs on the internet. Wait, we're still talking about Beer on my shirt... right?" - Stephen King
